15.00 Discount Code Available

October 23rd, 2008

As I Promised.  If you would like to save S15.00 on ANY of the Prints in my gallery.   Simply type in Save1500 in the voucher at checkout.  I have some new prints that will also be out real soon.  Use this code soon as I cannot leave it out there for too long.

I didnt forget.  For all you dog lovers………………………………..

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She’s not ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her parents.

He has a bad case of gas and really needs to releive some pressure.

Luckly, the family dog jumps up on the couch next to him. He decides that he can let a little fart out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did it.

He farts, and the woman yells, “Spot, get down from there.”

The guy thinks, “Great, they think the dog did it.” He releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog to get down.

This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally the woman yells, “Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on you.”

2 New Prints Available

October 21st, 2008

I posted 2 new prints on http://www.robbracken.com one I was bored and one was for a political client.  Don’t forget in the next few days all of the prints will be for sale while supplies last.  Also I started an EBAY Auction/Store so you can check that out and maybe find something I dont have available on the site.  Contact me if you have any questions and check back on the site often, Im going to be posting a limited number of discount vouchers for everyone.  OK now that all the babbling is over how about a JOKE?

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says, ‘Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word?’

Little Johnny waves his hand, ‘Me, Miss Rogers, me, me!’

Miss Rogers:’All right, little Johnny, what is your multi-syllable word?’

Little Johnny says, ‘Mas-tur-bate.’

Miss Rogers smiles and says, ‘Wow, little Johnny, that’s a mouthful.’

Little Johnny says, ‘No, Miss Rogers, you’re thinking of a blowjob”.

 

Talk to everyone later…..

A few One Liners I found Humorous and Thought I would Share

October 18th, 2008

“Oh, you hate your job? Why didn’t you say so? There’s a support group for that. It’s called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.” –Drew Carey

“Instead of getting married again, I’m going to find a woman I don’t like and just give her a house,” –Rod Stewart

“The problem with the designated driver program, it’s not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house.” –Jeff Foxworthy

“See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.” –Robin Williams

“If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an infant’s life, she will choose to save the infant’s life without even considering if there is a man on base.” –Dave Barry

“What do people mean when they say the computer went down on them?” –Marilyn Pittman

New Site Launched For Mark Schoenhofer For District Attorney

August 22nd, 2008

We recently launched http://www.markforda.com and the response has been GREAT.  We really think that it is time for a change in the DA’s Office in Sedgewick County.  Mark would do a fantastic job for the people.

My new Gallery and Portfolio are NOW available

August 6th, 2008

Hello everyone,

After weeks of delays the NEW site is now available for your viewing.  Enjoy.  I will talk to everyone very soon.  You can visit it at http://www.robbracken.com

Thanks,

Rob Bracken

The Site will Launch Soon

August 6th, 2008

I Promise!!!!!!!!!!!!!